Harka Sampang: Nepal’s most productive unemployment killer
Image: ChatGPT/Concept: LB Thapa Harka Sampang: Nepal’s most productive unemployment killer By LB Thapa Psychologists and MRI experts agree: Harka Sampang might just be the most misunderstood creature to ever wander the Earth. Some even whisper that he has no mind to mind—which is convenient, because people across the country spit venom at him day and night. Does he care? Not in the slightest. You can’t offend someone who’s running on blank, as his critics lovingly put it. But wait. Before you grab your torch and pitchfork, let’s talk about Harka’s one undeniable superpower: he has single-handedly employed more Nepali youths than any government scheme ever did. No, this is not a dream. No, you do not need a resume. Let me explain. The Facebook typhoon Harka Sampang, the proud president of the Shram Sanskriti Party (SSP), has achieved what no politician has dared: he’s become the undisputed heavyweight champion of Facebook status updates. He doesn’t jus...